guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
