why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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