I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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