bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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