this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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