Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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