8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Randomize
