med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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