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so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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