...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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