FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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