butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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