I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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