youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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