ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
one might say we're banned from that church
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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