I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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