I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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