erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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