think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
