How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize