there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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