Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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