Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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