You work out of a Hotel?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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