Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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