What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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