YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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