Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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