When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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