If i could tip my vagina, i would.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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