Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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