The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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