You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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