And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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