doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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