O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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