i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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