Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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