My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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