Porn is love you can see.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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