birth control should be required to get into college
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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