Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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