Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Who died my cat blue again?
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