she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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