i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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