honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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