the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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