If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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