So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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