we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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