I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
They have beer where we have blood.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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