Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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