There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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