He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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