For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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