Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
as a side note pls kill me
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
His nipple licking is glorious
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